{"id":1327,"date":"2024-09-03T14:11:54","date_gmt":"2024-09-03T14:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sweetrealist.com.ng\/?p=1327"},"modified":"2024-09-03T14:11:57","modified_gmt":"2024-09-03T14:11:57","slug":"i-no-wan-wahala-man-writes-future-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweetrealist.com.ng\/index.php\/2024\/09\/03\/i-no-wan-wahala-man-writes-future-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"I no wan Wahala, man writes future wife"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dear Future Wife,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I sincerely ask you to please avoid giving me unnecessary stress. I no wan Wahala. Here&#8217;s what I expect in our marriage:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After work, I plan to come home, have dinner before 6 PM, then take a bath and head out to meet with respectable men to discuss business. I\u2019ll always be back by 11 PM, but remember, I won\u2019t go out every night. I\u2019d also like us to enjoy weekend outings together at least twice a month. From Friday to Sunday, I\u2019d love for us to share quality time filled with love, affection, and intimacy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please don\u2019t wait up for me when I\u2019m out. You can lock the door from the inside, and I\u2019ll use my key to let myself in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am not a womanizer, so there\u2019s no need to nag or be suspicious without cause. I will always do my best to provide for our family within my financial means, and I expect your support where you can contribute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You\u2019re welcome to bring in domestic help from your village so that your responsibilities don\u2019t overwhelm you. I\u2019ll assist with household chores when I\u2019m in the mood, especially with bathing the kids and cooking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, if you ever decide to be with another man, please pack your things and leave because infidelity is something I cannot forgive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am not one for quarrels or fights. I believe in peaceful and constructive dialogue. 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