Dear Future Wife,
I sincerely ask you to please avoid giving me unnecessary stress. I no wan Wahala. Here’s what I expect in our marriage:
After work, I plan to come home, have dinner before 6 PM, then take a bath and head out to meet with respectable men to discuss business. I’ll always be back by 11 PM, but remember, I won’t go out every night. I’d also like us to enjoy weekend outings together at least twice a month. From Friday to Sunday, I’d love for us to share quality time filled with love, affection, and intimacy.
Please don’t wait up for me when I’m out. You can lock the door from the inside, and I’ll use my key to let myself in.
I am not a womanizer, so there’s no need to nag or be suspicious without cause. I will always do my best to provide for our family within my financial means, and I expect your support where you can contribute.
You’re welcome to bring in domestic help from your village so that your responsibilities don’t overwhelm you. I’ll assist with household chores when I’m in the mood, especially with bathing the kids and cooking.
However, if you ever decide to be with another man, please pack your things and leave because infidelity is something I cannot forgive.
I am not one for quarrels or fights. I believe in peaceful and constructive dialogue. If I’m wrong, I’ll always apologize to ease any tension.
Please, future wife, accept me as I am so that we can live together peacefully.
Sincerely,
Your Future. Husband
